Printing a Document

#629 of Stupid Things IT People Hear Everyday:

Epson Tech Support: “What were you doing that cause the printer to fail?”

Me: “Printing a document.  That’s what printers are for, printing documents and other things.”


What I should have said was:

“Oh I took it out to the bar for a drink after work yesterday.  We then proceeded to have a smoke outside then hit up the nightclub 3 blocks down.  I left it alone for about 30 minutes because it was hitting on Dot Matrix but things eventually got jammed and he didn’t get any output.    Otherwise, we got back and everything seemed fine until today.”


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