It all started with this news post from the BBC: Kiss of Deaf
msmaven: my lips hurt real bad
phampants: @msmaven kissing is bad
andybender: @phampants at least it isn’t her ear drums
andybender: @phampants creepyyy
lovelyanomaly: @phampants Go death or go deaf? Cause I’d totally be dead by now. Reason #527 you should always proofread.
@lovelyanomaly I was SO confused on the “death” thing
lovelyanomaly: @andybender ohemgeee kissing. EWW
lovelyanomaly: Snowy weather. Decided to get a caramel latte. Couldn’t help myself.
phampants: @lovelyanomaly i was thinking of getting a white chocolate frostea. wanna share?
lovelyanomaly: @phampants I already had a caramel latte. And I’d have to get out from my snuggly blanket. I think I’m set for now.
@phampants rejected! just like me
phampants: @andybender i know. want to go get some coffee?
andybender: @phampants yes, but I need written confirmation that my eardrums will remain undamaged.
phampants: @andybender is kissing even allowed on the first date?
andybender: @phampants true, then I am safe. what fancy restaurant are we going to?
phampants: @andybender what do you have a taste for? you know me, i’m always up for some rice.
phampants: @andybender i see how it is…you’re ditching me too 😥