At the end of this wonderful St. Patrick’s Day, I’ll leave you with this IM conversation that I just had with my friend (which also happens to be her Facebook status now):
Elise: I heard that sometimes near dawn there are bears in the parking lot. I hope that there are bears
Pham: … Wait what? Where the eff are you that there would be bears? I know I’m intoxicated, but I know I’m not that drunk to misread that
Admit it, you all know you want to go drinking with me.