Here are my top 10 Quotes of 2013:
“Are you going to the bathroom right now? If you see a lot of beer in the mirror, it was not me”
– Mike L.
“David Bowie crotch shot is out of context. Give him another chance.”
– Zack W.
“I don’t think I can do a conference call without wearing underwear.”
“The key is if the bra is off. If my bra is off, I’m not going out.”
– Sara W.
“I have an interest in the logistics of testicles because I never had any.”
“You should feel special. I’ve given you most of my virginities than I given anyone else. No wait, that’s a lie. That would probably my mom.”
“I need to breathe. I don’t talk people much, so I forget to breathe. I usually just sit at home.”
– Megan O.
::While adjusting my DSLR camera lens::
“Oh, this is so much longer!”
“To good blogs.”
– Liz K.
“You’re my ghetto friend and my minority friend.”
– Mark U.
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