Top 10 Quotes of 2014

Here are my top 10 Quotes of 2014:

No. 10:

“I’m a chronic over wiper.”

Jenn K.

No. 9:

“Don’t throw peanuts in my mouth.”

– Pham

“Well, I don’t eat [penis], so how would I know?”

– Sara W.

No. 8:

“I threw up and it was purple everywhere!”

– Matt C.

No. 7:

“Has Miss Piggy ever looked this good?”

– Mark U.

No. 6:

“No, it’s not your Dick [the Elephant Towel]. We share Dick.”

Jess G.

No. 5:

“If I have to get down and dirty with a princess, Ariel. If I want to go exotic, Jasmine.”

Jenn B.

No. 4:

“Don’t be weird, come to my bedroom.”

– Anne P.

No. 3:

“The vagina gift it’s a family gift.”

– Pham

No. 2:

“I thought selfie meant masturbating.”

– Dan C.

No. 1:

“After two beers, my English is perfect!”

– Pawel Z.

Previous Top 10 Quotes

2013     |     2012     |     2011     |    2010     |     2009     |     2008     |     2007

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