Top 10 Quotes for 2015

Here are my top 10 Quotes of 2015:

No. 10:

“Give me my phone! I need to find dildos!”

– Matt G.

No. 9:

“I’ll go on Tinder and swipe you.”

– Patrick F.

No. 8:

“But if a girl says she knows how to castrate a bull, you walk away.”

Jenn B.

No. 7:

“Do you know how I know they’re Korean? It’s cause they have so much food! It’s like I’m going to my in-laws over there!”

– Matt C. @ Mancation 4: No Dying Allowed

No. 6:

“The way I go for woman is the way I play Crossy Road: I’m super aggressive and then I get hit by a car.”

– Matt G.

No. 5:

“The way to anyone’s heart is pizza.”

– Sara W.

No. 4:

“I’m either drunk or hungover. I’m not sure which.”

– Megan S.

No. 3:

“You can always count on Pham for suggestions of ways to make bad life choices”

– John M.

No. 2:

“Being in a committed relationship is so great until you realize you can’t actually lie about keeping your Lenten fast anymore.”

– Karen P.

No. 1:

“I swear he’s [Pham] more normal.”

– Megan S.

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Top 10 Quotes of 2014

Here are my top 10 Quotes of 2014:

No. 10:

“I’m a chronic over wiper.”

Jenn K.

No. 9:

“Don’t throw peanuts in my mouth.”

– Pham

“Well, I don’t eat [penis], so how would I know?”

– Sara W.

No. 8:

“I threw up and it was purple everywhere!”

– Matt C.

No. 7:

“Has Miss Piggy ever looked this good?”

– Mark U.

No. 6:

“No, it’s not your Dick [the Elephant Towel]. We share Dick.”

Jess G.

No. 5:

“If I have to get down and dirty with a princess, Ariel. If I want to go exotic, Jasmine.”

Jenn B.

No. 4:

“Don’t be weird, come to my bedroom.”

– Anne P.

No. 3:

“The vagina gift it’s a family gift.”

– Pham

No. 2:

“I thought selfie meant masturbating.”

– Dan C.

No. 1:

“After two beers, my English is perfect!”

– Pawel Z.

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Make It Count

“Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all.”
– Helen Keller

“I never worry about the future. It comes soon enough.”
– Albert Einstein

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
– Mae West

“Buy the ticket and take the ride.”
– Hunter S. Thompson

“Do one thing everyday that scares you.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“But above all, try something.”
– Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
#makeitcount2014

Top Quotes of 2013

Here are my top 10 Quotes of 2013:

No. 10:

“Are you going to the bathroom right now? If you see a lot of beer in the mirror, it was not me”

– Mike L.

No. 9:

“David Bowie crotch shot is out of context. Give him another chance.”

– Zack W.

No. 8:

“I don’t think I can do a conference call without wearing underwear.”

– Stephanie S.

No. 7:

“The key is if the bra is off. If my bra is off, I’m not going out.”

– Sara W.

No. 6:

“I have an interest in the logistics of testicles because I never had any.”

– Meghan K.

No. 5:

“You should feel special. I’ve given you most of my virginities than I given anyone else. No wait, that’s a lie. That would probably my mom.”

– Chellie C.

No. 4:

“I need to breathe. I don’t talk people much, so I forget to breathe. I usually just sit at home.”

– Megan O.

No. 3:

::While adjusting my DSLR camera lens::
“Oh, this is so much longer!”

– Joanna F.

No. 2:

“To good blogs.”

– Liz K.

No. 1:

“You’re my ghetto friend and my minority friend.”

– Mark U.

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Top 10 Quotes of 2012

Here are my top 10 Quotes of 2012:

No. 10:

“I think it’s amusing that girls realize that you’re not that nerdy. I would think it would be the other way. And I’ve seen you dance.”

– Karen P.

No. 9:

“I spent the last hour in the closet. There were four of us in there. It was small and it was hot.”

– Sergio A.

No. 8:

“Having a neighbor is better than being hot.”

Jenn B.

No. 7:

“I can’t react to this without putting it on camera. Where’s my camera?”

Louna M.

No. 6:

“Some people like smacking [ass]. I just like putting things in my ear.”

Megan O.

No. 5:

“Nope dad, that’s my rubber penis from high school.”

Jenn K.

No. 4:

“Wait until I market chicken milk. Chicken have breasts. The chicken industry is missing out.”

Errin L.

No. 3:

“Keep on talking while I rub myself.”

– Mark U.

No. 2:

“One time in eighth grade, I watched a kid get his ass kicked.”

Jenn K.

No. 1:

“I know you from the Internet.”

Hank Green at VidCon

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Top 10 Quotes of 2011

Here are my top 10 Quotes of 2011:

No. 10:

“I’m pulling a lot of rabbits out of my butt. I’m getting pretty sore.”

– Hugh O.

No. 9:

“Met @phampants but thrown off because he’s not shooting video of everything going on. Do I have to take off my pants to get on camera?”

@tankboy

No. 8:

“…Made the mistake of telling my cubemates why I had been up so early today. Muggles just don’t understand. Ha.”

Megan O., from #Pottermore

No. 7:

.:: On golden birthdays.
“I didn’t turn twenty on the twentieth.”

John M.

No. 6:

“Winking takes a lot of thought.”

Ashley R., from #winetoreach

No. 5:

“Do you speak the language [of New Zealand]…which is English?”

Tracy S.

No. 4:

.:: Upon receiving a kangaroo scrotum pouch.
“Man, I wish I was hung like this.  Boy do I feel inadequate.”

– Mark U.

No. 3:

“Why aren’t you running?”

Bri A., from #SFNYE

No. 2:

“It’s not that I have a relationship with technology, it’s that technology enables a lot of my relationships.”

Nico C.

No. 1:

“This is not weird at all.”

Terri C., from This is not Weird at All

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Top 10 Quotes for 2010

Here are my top 10 Quotes of 2010:

No. 10:

“There’s a double rainbow behind our house.”

Karen P.

No. 9:

“I can’t think of any Mexican last names right now.”

– Sergio A. (my Mexican colleague)

No. 8:

“He’s Opus Dei.  Sorry, I don’t feel like pumping out 9 kids.”

Tracy S.

No. 7:

“Oh man, I have to stop using those emoticons.  They’re so gross.  That one looks like I’m trying to lick you.  O_o.”

Terri C.

No. 6:

“I want to be a serf. And have the black plague.”

Ashley R.

No. 5:

“I just found a marshmallow. It’s the little things in life. It’s not every day you’re queen of the whores.”

– Samantha F.

No. 4:

“Oh crap, he’s good.”

– Jose A., from Friend & Priest

No. 3:

“If there was a stick with my head on it at the Vegas blogger meetup, cuz I can’t be there, would you defile it?”

– Pham

“Hahahahaha I would murder it”

Maxie M.

“I can deal w/ murder.  I dont want my head stuck up your V that’s all”

– Pham

“HAHAHA”

Maxie M.

No. 2:

“I’m not particularly good at first dates, though I’ve been on many of them.”

Karen P.

“But you seem like a natural.”

– Pham

“What?  How do I seem like a natural?”

Karen P.

“Iono.  You’re awkward.  You laugh.  You smile and giggle a lot.”

– Pham

“Exactly! Awkward!”

Karen P.

“But that’s how first dates are suppose to be!”

– Pham

“Awkward is the opposite of what you’re supposed to do. You’re supposed to be all cool and cute and make a good impression.”

Karen P.

“And how is that possible when both you and i are naturally awkward?”

– Pham

“Yes. And you and I are both single. Perhaps there is a correlation”

Karen P.

No. 1:

“I have a feeling that bloggers will take over my top 10 quotes of the year for 2010.”

– Pham

“If I kept a list, they’d all be bloggers.”

Ashley R.