Top 10 Quotes for 2009

Here are my top ten quotes for 2009:

No. 10:

“Somehow I threw my remote at my computer.  I just wanted to turn down the volume.”

Chrissy G.

No. 9:

“Stupid Karen, in my head emails don’t count.”

Karen P.

No. 8:

“Suck my shell!”

Rachel M.

No. 7:

::watching “VD vs SAD“::
“Dammit Pham! I laughed multiple times.  You have to die . . .”

– Mark U.

“hahahaha”

– Pham

“You’re really getting good at these. (Yes, I complimented you.  I feel so dirty.)”

– Mark U.

No. 6:

“Ugh, I’m old.”

– Zibba D.

“Are your breasts sagging?”

– Pham

No. 5:

“I can’t decide what I want to see you more in; a bubble or wrapped in bubble wrap.”

– Pham

“That’s the most unsexy thing anyone has ever said to me.  Haha.  I love it!”

Jenn B.

No. 4:

::referencing tiger face text from #nycmeetup::
“You’re such a beautiful tiger.”

LiLu

“When did I turn into a tiger?”

Maxie

No. 3:

::talking about editing Amistad for teaching::
“I’m going to try to edit it and cut out the parts with penises.”

– Katie

“Wait what? You’re going to cut penises off?”

– Pham

“LOL! NO!”

– Katie

“I need to warn Mike!”

– Pham

No. 2:

“You are a bad influence.”

Andy B.

No. 1:

“You’re dead to me.”

Maxie

Top 10 Quotes for 2008

Here are my Top 10 Quotes of the 2008:

No. 10:

“That’s a Mac!”

– Ed S., during a seminar at Microsoft’s Chicagoland office

No. 9:

“ILL!”

– Fans cheering from table 1

“INI!”

– Fans cheering from table 2

“INI!”

– Fans cheering from table 3, 5 seconds after table 2

No. 8:

I got to eat raw oysters with two hot Asian ladies.”

– Matt C.

No. 7:

“The military never treated us this bad. I miss basic training.”

– Mike R., on the topic of working long hours

No. 6:

“Man! That cougar has it going on!”

– Sergio

No. 5:

“Uh, excuse me. When you’re done, could you please clean my windshield too? Thanks!”

– Anne P.

No. 4:

“Hey Meg, want to hear a joke?”

– Erica

“Sure do!”

– Meg

“What do you call a computer geek that moves fast on their feet?”

– Erica

“I don’t know.”

– Meg

“A runnerd”

Erica, from Of Runnerds and Race Fans

No. 3:

“Oh it’s so bitter!

– Liam, from “Revenge of the Banana

No. 2:

“Five miles, no big deal.

KJ, from Top Five: Why Do I Run?

No. 1:

“Hi, I would like to order a large pizza for deliver.”

– Matt O.

“Sorry mate, we don’t have orange pizza.”

– Pizza Guy in Australia

“No, I want a large pizza.”

– Matt O.

“No mate, we don’t have orange pizza. That’s disgusting.”

– Pizza Guy in Australia

“Large!”

– Matt O.

“Sorry mate, no orange.”

– Pizza Guy in Australia

“Do you have anything with meat on it?”

– Matt O.

“We have a meat lovers.”

– Pizza Guy in Australia

“Fine. I’ll take the biggest meat lovers.”

– Matt O.

Top 10 Quotes of 2007

Here are my Top 10 Quotes of the 2007:

 

No. 10:

 “Illinois beats Ohio State!”

            – Pham, yelling in Chicago when Illinois defeated #1 Ohio St.

 

No. 9:

“This message is for freshmen and sophomore homeroom teachers.  Please check them to see if their zippers or straps are broken.”

            – Pham

“I wouldn’t want to check their zippers!  When would we do this?  During naptime?”

            – Kathy B., during a faculty meeting

 

No. 8:

“I love Coach Lentine!  I love Coach Lentine!  I love Coach Lentine! You **** at you guys recording.”

            – Mauro H.

“I’m free!

            – John B.

“No come back!  Ooo!  My sexy coachy.”

            – Mauro H., in Coach Lentine Tribute video

 

No. 7:

“Oh, I got talent!”

            – Dave G., demonstrating his teacher skillz

 

No. 6:

“Since you brought it up. Do girls fart?”

            – Pham

“Yes!  And they smell just as bad as boy farts!”

            – Erica M.

 

No. 5:

 “…I want solid poo again.”

            – John B., Spirit of St. Louis Half-Marathon

 

No. 4:

“Confession, I’m not wearing deodorant.”

            – Katharine J., Chicago Distance Classic

 

No. 3:

“If another kid calls me Hermione, I’m going to punch that kid in the face.”

            – Katie S., on Halloween dressed as a Slytherin

 

No. 2:

“And the last graduate of Archbishop Quigley, Daniel Zaparaniuk.”

            – MGM, AQPS 2007 Graduation

 

No. 1:

“I miss it.”

            – Fr. Walsh., in reference to Quigley Seminary